Non-Triumphant Return

The new site, JonathanLast.com, is slowly coming back online. It's now safe to return.

Totally Fucked

Yup. In case you've wandered over here from the new site--or rather, the site formerly known as JonathanLast.com--basically what happened is this: A Kurdish hacker hit the site and a combination of non-existent support from the host company (that's WhoIs.com, without a doubt, the worst host company in the history of the internet) and my own paltry technical skills mean that the new site is gone. Maybe temporarily, maybe permanently. I don't know.

Anyway, in case you're curious, the hacker is SA3D HaCk3D and his email is sahd_2020@yahoo.com.