tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post113199544369296061..comments2023-11-03T04:39:50.760-05:00Comments on Galley Slaves: A Crummy IdeaJonathan V. Lasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17426165197358366129noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1132084432247603822005-11-15T14:53:00.000-05:002005-11-15T14:53:00.000-05:00All-time best unintended use of irony in advertisi...All-time best unintended use of irony in advertising:<BR/><BR/><BR/>"Dust in the Wind" - as applied to SUV advertisements.<BR/><BR/>Wins for the line they DON'T sing on the commercial: "All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see."<BR/><BR/>Good choice to advertise your SUVs man. Good choice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1132068384027481662005-11-15T10:26:00.000-05:002005-11-15T10:26:00.000-05:00How about the Blue Danube Waltz for scrubbinng bub...How about the Blue Danube Waltz for scrubbinng bubbles? Pretty much beats any misuse of some shitty pop song.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1132025687214504872005-11-14T22:34:00.000-05:002005-11-14T22:34:00.000-05:00Don't forget about those iPod ads featuring U2. To...Don't forget about those iPod ads featuring U2. Totally lame.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1132007507294962162005-11-14T17:31:00.000-05:002005-11-14T17:31:00.000-05:00Well, if they're going to ruin a song for a TV com...Well, if they're going to ruin a song for a TV commercial it might as well be a tune from crappy band nobody remembers anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1132004645386201832005-11-14T16:44:00.000-05:002005-11-14T16:44:00.000-05:00I keep a mental list running of the worst offender...I keep a mental list running of the worst offenders: <BR/><BR/>Other classic miscues were someone (kodak?) using the Cure's unbelievably depressing "Pictures of You" to sell film, and Carribean Cruise Lines using the Iggy Pop song "Lust for Life", which is, of course, about shooting up ('Here comes Johnny Yen again/ With the liquor and drugs/ And a flesh machine/ He's gonna do another strip tease.') - plus it's IGGY POP<BR/><BR/>Then there's Pepsi's use of "Brown Sugar", which, of course, is about interracial sex with slaves, and the NFL's using Lou Reed's "Perfect Day", also about drugs and suicide. <BR/><BR/>In the irony category, we have H & R block's using George Harrison's acerbic "Taxman" and Nissan using "How Soon is Now", by the Smiths, possibly the most depressing song of all time: ('There's a club if you'd like to go/ you could meet somebody who really loves you/ so you go, and you stand on your own/ and you leave on your own/ and you go home, and you cry/ and you want to die.')<BR/><BR/>Of course, you guys are right, the worst ones are the adds that change the words -- Nilson's "Lime in the Coconut" (you put the lime in the Coke, you nut) comes to mind, as does Applebees using Johnny Paycheck's "Take This Job and Shove It" (take this steak and top it?) <BR/><BR/>So many more. <BR/><BR/>HugoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1131999486499450412005-11-14T15:18:00.000-05:002005-11-14T15:18:00.000-05:00From wikipedia, 'cause I have so little to do at w...From wikipedia, 'cause I have so little to do at work:<BR/><BR/>"The name EMF officially stands for Epsom Mad Funkers, but there are unofficial alternatives, such as Ecstasy Mother Fuckers which occurs <BR/>in an unnamed bonus track on Schubert Dip."WershovenistPighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07303494819641085111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1131998197126417892005-11-14T14:56:00.000-05:002005-11-14T14:56:00.000-05:00Ok, but credit where credit is due. Whatever adve...Ok, but credit where credit is due. Whatever advertising weasel decided to market cheese to "On, Wisconsin" was a freaking genius.<BR/><BR/><I>On your sandwich!<BR/>On your taco!<BR/>In your cordon bleu!<BR/>Ooh, Wisconsin!<BR/>Ahh, Wisconsin!<BR/>The cheese more people choose!</I><BR/><BR/>Dairyland representin', yo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1131996424552922152005-11-14T14:27:00.000-05:002005-11-14T14:27:00.000-05:00My all time favorite was not a a pop song but was ...My all time favorite was not a a pop song but was a bit if a musical faux pas. A recent Toyota commercial for a big blowout sale (I think it was back in September). As they showed their cars and trucks driving and gave the specifics of the sale, an orchestra majestically played "Drunken Sailor" in the background.<BR/><BR/>The lyrics, as I recall them, ask what you would do with a drunken sailor early in the morning. I for one, wouldn't let him drive a Toyota or any other car for that matter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1131995998147395402005-11-14T14:19:00.000-05:002005-11-14T14:19:00.000-05:00Pop music now exists to be commercial jingles.Pop music now exists to be commercial jingles.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com