tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post113414008692332361..comments2023-11-03T04:39:50.760-05:00Comments on Galley Slaves: The Times Loves Brokeback Mountain!Jonathan V. Lasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17426165197358366129noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134421470416417252005-12-12T16:04:00.000-05:002005-12-12T16:04:00.000-05:00Not that there's anything wrong with that...Not that there's anything wrong with that...Ralphiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12919862880229022319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134404734880264192005-12-12T11:25:00.000-05:002005-12-12T11:25:00.000-05:00Over the weekend, I saw "The 40 year old Virgin". ...Over the weekend, I saw "The 40 year old Virgin". <BR/><I><BR/>David: You know how I know you're gay? <BR/>Cal: How? <BR/>David: You like Coldplay. <BR/></I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134170682735264112005-12-09T18:24:00.000-05:002005-12-09T18:24:00.000-05:00Dear Blog,Ang Lee try make HULK gay. HULK threaten...Dear Blog,<BR/><BR/>Ang Lee try make HULK gay. HULK threaten SMASH Ang Lee. Ang Lee have last laugh make HULK boring.<BR/><BR/>Love, HULK.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134160108323250222005-12-09T15:28:00.000-05:002005-12-09T15:28:00.000-05:00Throw up a homo post and the comments fly!Throw up a homo post and the comments fly!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134159649587302942005-12-09T15:20:00.000-05:002005-12-09T15:20:00.000-05:00J. Nonymous misses the whole point. Everyone like...J. Nonymous misses the whole point. Everyone likes to shower with soldiers! Men, women, members of the transgendered community - they're all nuts about the idea. <BR/><BR/>Don't fall victim to the patriarchal heteronormity that you've had hammered into your skull since you were a child. Naked soldiers are hot! And no one feels more strongly about that than other naked soldiers.<BR/><BR/>Except maybe cowboys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134158790836619052005-12-09T15:06:00.000-05:002005-12-09T15:06:00.000-05:00Actually, this reviewer will never figure out one ...Actually, this reviewer will never figure out one of the main reason heterosexual men like all male environments: The abscence of sexual tension. <BR/><BR/>Lets face it for this reviewer and probably Mr. Sullivan any two attractive men doing anything anywhere is going to be seen as homoerotic. In this mindset there is no strong emotional bond without a sexual component. And they wonder why Colin Powell said something to the effect of "Soldiers don't like to shower with guys who like to shower with soldiers."<BR/><BR/>J.NonymousAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134158623685760042005-12-09T15:03:00.000-05:002005-12-09T15:03:00.000-05:00My personal theory is that the cowboys went gay af...My personal theory is that the cowboys went gay after reading Maureen Dowd's "Are Men Necessary?" They figured that if all women are that angry, narcissistic and neurotic, why bother?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134153448915655202005-12-09T13:37:00.000-05:002005-12-09T13:37:00.000-05:00He left out one gay duo that is really close to hi...He left out one gay duo that is really close to him:<BR/><BR/>Frank Rich and Pinch Sulzberger.<BR/><BR/>Talk about a couple of turd burglars.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134152745950686832005-12-09T13:25:00.000-05:002005-12-09T13:25:00.000-05:00Did they eat pudding? Inquiring minds want to kno...Did they eat pudding? Inquiring minds want to knowAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134152184932953742005-12-09T13:16:00.000-05:002005-12-09T13:16:00.000-05:00Were all of the male characters in C.S. Lewis's Th...Were all of the male characters in C.S. Lewis's The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe gay?<BR/><BR/>Will Narnia the movie capture this gayness? Maybe the brothers were not "brothers" in a genetic sense.<BR/><BR/>Is everyone really gay? <BR/><BR/>That people call this nonsense "literary criticism" or "film criticism" is a joke...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134149516868378072005-12-09T12:31:00.000-05:002005-12-09T12:31:00.000-05:00This was my favorite bit from the review:"Another ...This was my favorite bit from the review:<BR/><BR/>"Another recent film, "Jarhead" (in which Mr. Gyllenhaal plays a marine), suggests how any kind of male behavior perceived as soft and feminine within certain closed male environments triggers abuse and violence and how that repression of sexual energy is directly channeled into warfare."<BR/><BR/>So forget patriotism, duty, honor or simple love of adventure. Apparently the real reason our soldiers fight is repressed homosexual desire. So now you know ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134148290701542002005-12-09T12:11:00.000-05:002005-12-09T12:11:00.000-05:00Dude, how could miss the best part of the review? ...Dude, how could miss the best part of the review? In the first sentence of the review, Holden uses the phrase "bone deep." The next sentence speaks of things being embedded in craggy landscapes. I didn't realize Holden was such a wit, but I'm surprised the editors missed it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134147460439123142005-12-09T11:57:00.000-05:002005-12-09T11:57:00.000-05:00Gayest President? Theodore Roosevelt with all tha...Gayest President? Theodore Roosevelt with all that cowboying through Puerto Rico. Could he have been any gayer?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134147373744392542005-12-09T11:56:00.000-05:002005-12-09T11:56:00.000-05:00They left out Rocky and Bullwinkle, as well as Yog...They left out Rocky and Bullwinkle, as well as Yogi and Boo-boo.Mike the Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15969156953744390312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134146612806423502005-12-09T11:43:00.000-05:002005-12-09T11:43:00.000-05:00Three out of four Andrew Sullivans will tell you t...Three out of four Andrew Sullivans will tell you that grown men having sex with teenage boys IS ALL BENEDICTLER'S FAULT!!! <BR/><BR/>(Also society's. But mostly Benedictler.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134145610744792772005-12-09T11:26:00.000-05:002005-12-09T11:26:00.000-05:00Are we supposed to believe now that every male tan...Are we supposed to believe now that every male tandem throughout history was really forged out of an "unconscious romantic attachment"?<BR/><BR/>Perhaps the president and vice president are secretely in love with each other? They were running "mates." <BR/><BR/>Maybe T.O. and McNabb were secretly lovers. Could that been the true cause of their relationship's demise?<BR/><BR/>How about Batman and Robin? (Oh wait, the Joel Schumacher version was most certainly a little gay...never mind.)<BR/><BR/>Everyone is gay. They just don't know it! <BR/><BR/>(By the way, I don't care if someone is gay or not...but to claim that every relationship - including Tonto and the Lone Ranger - in pop culture and through U.S. literature was really a homoerotic one is absurd.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134145284406167912005-12-09T11:21:00.000-05:002005-12-09T11:21:00.000-05:00More obviously gay figures from history as interpr...More obviously gay figures from history as interpreted by the Holden/Fiedlerian timewarp:<BR/><BR/>Lewis and Clark: Talk about fumbling in a tent!!<BR/>Johnson and Boswell: They did a LOT more than just talk.<BR/>Grant and Lee: Totally queer for each other.<BR/>Washington and "Gentleman" Johnny Burgoyne: Flaming.<BR/>The gemini astronauts....hello? two seats next to each other for days? <BR/>Chet Huntley and David Brinkley: On-air sexual tension was palpable.<BR/><BR/>If you think about, there's a new Hollywood syllogism being formed: <BR/>If we all have AIDS, then we are all gay.<BR/><BR/>Jason O.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134144850128025462005-12-09T11:14:00.000-05:002005-12-09T11:14:00.000-05:00When will Ang Lee turn his penetrating lens on NFL...When will Ang Lee turn his penetrating lens on NFL coaches. Take Bill Parcells - would a straight man wear his hair like that? Also, the relationship between him and Belichick...<BR/><BR/>All one can say in regard to that is, "Hmmmmmm."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134144537557330562005-12-09T11:08:00.000-05:002005-12-09T11:08:00.000-05:00Know who else is really gay? NFL linebackers. Ju...Know who else is really gay? NFL linebackers. Just watching Brian Urlacher prance across the field, how could you not tell?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134143999441365972005-12-09T10:59:00.000-05:002005-12-09T10:59:00.000-05:00Cowboys, gay? Heck ya, they ride things, wear cha...Cowboys, gay? Heck ya, they ride things, wear chaps and have mustaches. If that ain't gay, I don't know what is.<BR/><BR/>Buddy movie becomes butty movie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134143362276401792005-12-09T10:49:00.000-05:002005-12-09T10:49:00.000-05:00How about Custer? Didn't he seem a bit obsessed w...How about Custer? Didn't he seem a bit obsessed with looking "Fabulous"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134143082943116052005-12-09T10:44:00.000-05:002005-12-09T10:44:00.000-05:00All cowboys were gay. You know was the gayest? W...All cowboys were gay. You know was the gayest? Wild Bill Hickock. Just look at the name and how his guns were a thinly disguised lust for phallus.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871003.post-1134142976503584922005-12-09T10:42:00.000-05:002005-12-09T10:42:00.000-05:00I belive if you deconstruct Fiedler's Freudianism ...I belive if you deconstruct Fiedler's Freudianism regarding "Huck Finn", you will also discover that Jim was a Catholic priest, a rarity amongst ex-slaves but a reality viewing things through the Fiedlerian prism.<BR/><BR/>So the plot thickens.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com