One of the things I love about Berlin is the escort service. Okay, I mean the ads for the escort service. They're usually on the other side of the complimentary city map with pictures of attractive models and taglines such as:
Exclusive Lustbegleiterinnen für den anspruchsvollen Herrn! (Exclusive desirable escorts for the hard-to-please man!)
Auch exzellente Massagen (no translation needed)
Another reads:
Ein Vergnügen der besonderen Art (Enjoyment of a Special Kind)
Besuche--Escortservice--Wellnessmassagen ("Besuche" means visits.)
One simply has this text inside a heart-shape:
Escort Hotel/Wellness-massagen/Duett
Who knew they were so concerned about one's wellness?
Hey VM, how does one order up a "praying mantis" in german?
ReplyDeleteEine Kidmanhiltonhewittgefrau?
Jason O.
What is it with you guys?
ReplyDeleteI mean, if it's not Jonathan whoring himself out to David Remnick, it's Vic writing up his perverse Viennese delights.
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