Friday, January 06, 2006

Where's He Gonna Sit?


President Bush met with current and former secretaries of state and defense yesterday for an open and often frank discussion about the situation in Iraq.

Those in attendance included former Secretary of Defense Harold Brown, former Secretary of State Lawrence Eagleburger, Burt Reynolds, former Secretary of State Colin Powell, Dom DeLuise, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, Dean Martin, Vice President Dick Cheney, Sammy Davis Jr., Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Farrah Fawcett, former Secretary of Defense Melvin Laird, Jackie Chan, former Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara, Roger Moore, former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, Jamie Farr, former Secretary of Defense William Perry, Bert Convy, former Secretary of Defense William Cohen, and Adrienne Barbeau. (photo by Eric Draper)

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bert Convy is dead, I believe that man is Secretary of State Wayland Flowers & his assistant Madame.

Anonymous said...

Cann't fool me. I know Adrienne Barbeau when I see her, and she is NOT there.

louielouie said...

out of all the names....
Madeleine Albright,

eewwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

louielouie, I believe Don Imus once said that Madeleine Albright looks like she should he cleaning rooms at a Red Roof Inn.

Anonymous said...

Albright's presence will bring down the average IQ...

She has the brain capacity of a hamster.

Jay D. Homnick said...

Farrah Fawcett is a fine choice; she once fought off a rapist near Central Park. She knows a little something about Defense.

Bizarro Jack said...

VM and anon 7:29, you are crackign me up.

anon 5:16, that is terribly sexist and age-ist. Don Imus is a loser, you should ditch him and his crappy jokes. Just be cool like anon 6:50, whom I also disagree with, and get to the point without dragging other people into it.

Bugg said...

Coming to a hockey arena near you-Albright is hopeful that with Pink Floyd reuniting, her job as the Mother balloon from "The Wall" tour may soon have her employed gain. She can do much else harm entertaining booze-addled baby boomers reliving their adolesence than she can negotiating with Kim Il Sung.

kwAwk said...

I was so disappointed when I found out that Wink Martindale was unable to attend due to scheduling conflicts.