Andy: So this Kevin Kolb situation is going to be a problem?
Donovan: We got lots a problems motherfucker.
Andy: Please watch the language Donovan, I'm a man of God.
Donovan: God tell you to fuck me in the ass on Saturday?
Andy: Of course not Donovan, it's just that you tend to crack like a damn egg. That homosexual latin fella saved me last year and he's gone now. We had an opportunity to bring in a great prospect to back you up so we took it. We're just acting in the best interest of the franchise.
Donovan: Forget that second round cocksucker for a minute. I saw how ya'll traded out of the first round.
Andy: Well we just didn't see anybody on the board at the time that we really needed. By moving down we were able to take Kolb.
Donovan: And you just had to let the Cowboys step in the spot.
Andy: Trading within the division is really no big deal.
Donovan: You wouldn't be spoutin' that bullshit if you were gonna spend the next five years runnin' from that crazy asshole they drafted. He's gonna break my damn neck because you couldn't just draft a fuckin' receiver?
Andy: We've got a great offensive line and plenty of targets for you to throw to.
Donovan: I needed a fuckin' wide receiver you dumb piece of shit! You think I'm gonna throw to Reggie Brown all year? Fuck that shit, I'm holdin' out. I got Chunky Soup money backin' me up.
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