Deep down inside I desperately want to write up a Super Bowl celebrity Pickkake starring Matt Damon. Or Barney Frank. Or maybe even Mary Kate Olsen.
But that's obviously a no-go because KSK is writing at a level that's just scary. I'll say it again: Why can't these guys have a show on HBO?
Here's Michael Cera's Super Bowl picks. Here's Stephen Hawking. Here's Obama.
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