If they break 150 miles, launch the Alert 5 aircraft.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
This morning's Washington Post reports that 26-year-old Katie Holmes, who once was a nice Catholic schoolgirl from Ohio, is leaving the Church to join the Church of Scientology, to which her current beau, Tom Cruise, 42, belongs.
Tom Cruise has a thing for Catholic girls - Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, and now Katie Holmes. NK and PC seemed to have been resistant to getting fully on-board the Scientology bandwagon, resulting, perhaps, in their jettisoning? Now he's got a seemingly impressionable 26-year old to work with. Sad that she's so easily led away from the faith of her family and her upbringing. Odd twist that needs some psychoanalytic focus: Tom Cruise has said that at one point in his life he wanted to be a Cathlic priest. Calling Dr. Freud --
Hmmm, does this mean she's also in the closet?
ReplyDeleteTo paraphrase Dean Wormer:
ReplyDelete"Pretty, brainwashed and broke is no way to go through life, young lady."
Jason O.
nicole kidman, a practicing catholic, had the right idea.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise has a thing for Catholic girls - Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, and now Katie Holmes. NK and PC seemed to have been resistant to getting fully on-board the Scientology bandwagon, resulting, perhaps, in their jettisoning? Now he's got a seemingly impressionable 26-year old to work with. Sad that she's so easily led away from the faith of her family and her upbringing. Odd twist that needs some psychoanalytic focus: Tom Cruise has said that at one point in his life he wanted to be a Cathlic priest. Calling Dr. Freud --
ReplyDeleteHmm... trying to figure out what saint to ask for intercession to save her. I think Hellboy would suggest St. Dionysius Æropagiticus.
ReplyDeleteYou damned monster! ... It's for you!
--Bill Walsh