Short Cuts

From Brendon:

I just hope Brad doesn't find out that while he was out getting his roots done like some kind of homo, I totally got it on with a picture of his girlfriend. Checkmate, pretty boy.
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Of course, between a baby and an STD, STD's are what you have to worry about because, obviously, you can't drown an STD.
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"We considered Sharon because she's a good actress and she still looks hot enough at 47 to wear see thru dresses like in the pictures below my quote, but she's also an insufferable bitch and egomaniac who does nothing but complain and thinks actors should rank above nuns who sponge lepers in Calcutta and Batman on everyone's list of international heroes."