One of the things I love about Berlin is the escort service. Okay, I mean the ads for the escort service. They're usually on the other side of the complimentary city map with pictures of attractive models and taglines such as:
Exclusive Lustbegleiterinnen für den anspruchsvollen Herrn! (Exclusive desirable escorts for the hard-to-please man!)
Auch exzellente Massagen (no translation needed)
Ein Vergnügen der besonderen Art (Enjoyment of a Special Kind)
Besuche--Escortservice--Wellnessmassagen ("Besuche" means visits.)
One simply has this text inside a heart-shape:
Who knew they were so concerned about one's wellness?
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