One of the things I love about Berlin is the escort service. Okay, I mean the ads for the escort service. They're usually on the other side of the complimentary city map with pictures of attractive models and taglines such as:
Exclusive Lustbegleiterinnen für den anspruchsvollen Herrn! (Exclusive desirable escorts for the hard-to-please man!)
Auch exzellente Massagen (no translation needed)
Another reads:
Ein Vergnügen der besonderen Art (Enjoyment of a Special Kind)
Besuche--Escortservice--Wellnessmassagen ("Besuche" means visits.)
One simply has this text inside a heart-shape:
Escort Hotel/Wellness-massagen/Duett
Who knew they were so concerned about one's wellness?
12 hours ago
2 comments:
Hey VM, how does one order up a "praying mantis" in german?
Eine Kidmanhiltonhewittgefrau?
Jason O.
What is it with you guys?
I mean, if it's not Jonathan whoring himself out to David Remnick, it's Vic writing up his perverse Viennese delights.
FELLOW CONSERVATIVES! I IMPLORE YOU: LEAVE THESE GIN-SOAKED TROTSKYITE POPINJAYS TO THEIR FATE! CONFINE YOUR READING TO MICHAEL SAVAGE'S BLOG! FOR THE GOOD OF OUR COUNTRY!!!
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