The Next Washingtonienne?

Probably not, but the U.S. Senate isn't taking any chances. According to the Montgomery Advertiser, Stormie Janzen, a scheduler for Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama, was recently asked to shut down her weblog, which was on MySpace.com. It supposedly showed Stormie in a bare midriff and unzipped jeans. Her biggest turn-on? Men in button-fly jeans.

The 34-year-old staffer is "single, straight, and a Scorpio." She also earns an annual salary of $64,139 as a scheduler.

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