Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Trailer City

Is this trailer for In the name of the King an elaborate joke?

The Transporter, Henry Hill, Leelee Sobieski, orcs, ninjas, Matthew Lillard, and . . . wait for it . . .

Burt Reynolds!


Anonymous said...

WTF? This is a painful thing to watch. The problem with LOTR is that P. Jackson did it so well that everyone is now copying. Plus, why would Gimli sign up for this? I mean, c'mon.

Heir to the Throne said...

This should explain it all
Uwe Boll

arrScott said...

The production values look Xenaesque. And is it just me, or does it seem like you could get Ray Liotta to come over be in your home movie for fifty bucks and a pizza these days?

About the movie, I'm pretty sure I played that module as a halfling bard back in high school.

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention the best parts: Claire Forlani, T-X from Terminator 3, and Ron Perlman.

Of course, Ron Perlman had to be in this movie.

Bizarro Jack said...

I can't see the trailer because quicktime and I are in a fight (I'm not reinstalling until it apologizes), but I remember seeing a trailer that fits that description over a year ago that was based on a video game called Dungeon Siege. I really don't like Uwe Boll, but this could be his magnum opus. My girlfriend was dying to see it, at least until it never materialized and we forgot about it.

We also thought it was funny to base a movie on Dungeon Siege because Dungeon Siege had no story (as opposed to Resident Evil, BloodRayne, House of the Dead, or even Doom's 2 sentence explanation). There was this Dungeon, and you were supposed to Siege it.