I'm a big fan of Above the Law and a few other legal blogs because they manage to be both serious and frequently very, very funny. (I suspect the soul-crushing ethos of the Big Firm life is to legal humor what heroin and poverty is to song writing.)
Anyway, go read this awesome post on AUSA Tad Dibiase. Then, scroll down to the comments and watch "Virgil" run wild on you.
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