Friday, September 26, 2008

Terror in the Skies

Drudge is carrying a terrifying story, purportedly about a man crossing the English Channel with the aid of a "jet-propelled wing." Here's the pic:



But the man and technology in question are obviously aligned with the international terrorist group known as COBRA. Intelligence sources first identified the "jet-propelled wing" in 1984 as the C.L.A.W.

Blueprints compiled for the C.L.A.W. by American special forces showed the vehicle to look something like this:



And while the pilot who used the vehicle to cross the Channel did not initiate hostilities, here's an artist's rendering of what the C.L.A.W. is capable of:

3 comments:

TubbyLover69 said...

George Michael?

jim treacher said...

"F***, we're all dead, get the f*** out!"

Tank Murdoch said...

G.I. Joe is still pissed he was shrunk to 4 inches (ladies, that means 6)!