Started off with this:
Vick: Oh, SHIT! Ming the Merciless! Step off, you creepy shit!
Vick: Oh, Mr. Quiet Strength Man! How the fuck you doing? You wanna watch Gladiator with me? Fucking Gladiator and weed is DANGEROUS, like me running the ball on 3rd and 34.
By the time you get to "Lance" you'll be--literally--crying.