Matt Labash has a truly brilliant profile of Stephen Baldwin up. Who knew that the actor I remember most as Fenster's lover and the guy who sang, "Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-oh; And on his farm he shot some guys, ba-da-bip, ba-da-bing, bang-boom" was a born-again?

Will Vanity Fair go ahead and hire Labash already? He's only the best celebrity profiler working right now.