I admit that Paris and I have been snared in an ugly web of mutual addiction: She to all the lurid ink, me to all the pointless drama.
But on the "Today" show this morning, I'm planning to announce my New Year's resolution: going cold turkey. No more Paris Hilton.
Far be it from me to advise other practitioners in the gossip game, but I'm through with her.
We're a better country than that.
Iraq is a better country than that.
Not that it matters, but I'd like to join hands with Grove on this one--just on general principle.
But before we throw her overboard, if anyone has a link to the devastating Vanity Fair piece on the Hiltons from a few years back?