In theory, it still dates Jake Gyllenhall and Bloom still dates Kate Bosworth. And that's where the mystery deepens. Why Orlando pretends to date girls to begin with is confusing, but the thought of him banging Dunst just makes my skin crawl. Despite erotic urban legends to the contrary, sex with a baby-toothed ghost yields surprisingly little satisfaction.
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"... sex with a baby-toothed ghost yields surprisingly little satisfaction."
That's got to be the meanest comment. I've had sex with a baby-toothed ghost and it was quite satisfying. What's with all the poltergeist bashing?
Lighten up, Larry. The Slaves rock!
Busy schedule, Larry? Bet it's not too busy to post comments on a blog about how busy you are!
What a no-talent assclown.
hey, my name was larry rasczak before the no talent ass-clown starting winning grammies.
I think I would rather read the lyrics to one of Michael Bolton's songs than one of leaping Larry's posts.
Maybe...I am not sure on that one.
"I celebrate his entire catalog."
Larry, I can personally attest that Last has everything you have -- "cap, gown, job, wife, kids, responsibility, busy schedule, higher brain centers even," as I believe you delicately put it. However, he also has something you apparently don't: a sense of humor.
Galley Slaves is what many people with "higher brain centers" might call "a creative steam-blowing outlet." And anyone who's read the work the Slaves do for another site you might have heard of would understand that. You're spraying vitriol at the wrong target.
Russell, I'm with you all the way, but I'm pretty sure Last doesn't have kids.
Pretty sure, mind you.
That's not what I hear...
Yeah, I think you're right about that whole no-kids thing for Mr. Last. Well, maybe Larry's kids took his sense of humor, then.
I bookmark the site at home, but you should have a standard warning that site isn't really work safe.
Anyhow, the Tara Reid pictures are much, much worse.
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