Monday, August 22, 2005

Those Drunken, Whoring Saudis

This exploration of Saudi Arabia's position vis-a-vis women is profance and will no doubt offend many people. It's also terribly funny:
Around the 1950s, about the time oil was being discovered in the Gulf, many Muslim nations were relatively liberal by today's standards. Alcohol flowed freely, women went uncovered and there was lively public debate about "Ataturk's way", the separation of Islam and state, modernisation, and dialogue with the West. The Middle East seemed to be going in the right direction.

Saudi oil changed all that. Why oh why, critics ask, was oil found there? Why not somewhere more conducive to global progress, like Taiwan or Holland? But no, Saudi it was – the home of Wahhabi Islam, the most fiercely anti-Western, autocratic, intolerant and warlike of all Islamic cults. The combined possession of oil and Mecca quickly gave Saudis, previously an insignificant mob of goat-herders and woman-beaters, delusions of grandeur. Having no education other than what the mullahs told them, they didn't understand the world beyond the campfire, and they didn't like it.

Oil meant that the Saudis now had the means to change the world to more resemble them. The mountain would come to Mohammed. Their mission, their warped religion told them, was to change the world to be like them, except that they had Mecca and would thus be the most important women-beating goat-herders in the world.


lance murdoch said...

...women beating goat herders, haven't heard that one, but well said. i see no other recourse but to increase my consumption of petroleum products - so it can go back to the way it used to be...those poor goats!

miklos rosza said...

well, theo van gogh called them "goat-fuckers." but i've heard a lot about saudis and blond prostitutes in any case, and i saw a documentary on the sundance channel about young women in syria wearing victoria's secret under their hijabs.

so it's all hypocrisy and sleazy ugliness, like jim bakker and jimmy swaggart... who at least weren't leading anyone to violent death far as i know.

Barry said...

Was God playing a joke on the human race when he put that ocean of oil underneath all those misogynist sheep-shagging mutants?