It's a Sin...

There is nothing funny about having your identity stolen. Over the last three years, some 28 million Americans have been victims of identity theft. The thing is, the term now used to describe this con is called "i-jacking." And, as a result, banner ads for safety measures such as Identity Guard Fraud Protection end up like this:

STOP iJACKING!
(Get Identity Fraud Protection)

So save your money and save yourself. From going blind.