Thursday, July 06, 2006

How about a simple handshake?

So the Russian president comes up to you, lifts up your shirt, and kisses your tummy. How do you react to that? Five-year-old Nikita Konkin was understandably stunned--as were the attendant media--when Vladimir Putin did just that. Explained Putin, "I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act."

These Russians can be so impulsive. Remember Ivana Humpalot?

You are hairy ... like animal!


Anonymous said...

I also remember Dixie Normous.

slinkybender said...

The guy's a major perv.

jon said...

Like a kitten?

Just goes to show you that if these people can't figure out the difference between humans and beasts, they'll never get their shit together enough to understand the political demands upon the human soul.