So the Russian president comes up to you, lifts up your shirt, and kisses your tummy. How do you react to that? Five-year-old Nikita Konkin was understandably stunned--as were the attendant media--when Vladimir Putin did just that. Explained Putin, "I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act."
These Russians can be so impulsive. Remember Ivana Humpalot?
You are hairy ... like animal!
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