Mel Candy Jr.

Can't figure out how to give you a direct link, so this gift comes with some assembly required. I promise--promise!--it's worth the trouble:

-Click here.

-On the light blue nav bar toward the middle of the screen, click on "The Sports Reporters."

-"The Sports Reporters" column will appear on the right-hand side of the screen.

-Scroll down to the Oct. 30 edition and listen to "Candy Breakdown."

-When you're done, check out Candy Part II, above it.

Czabe really efforts this bit. And it's awesome.