Thursday, October 07, 2004

2004: The Movie

FoxNews.com has a story about John Edwards's appearance on Regis and Kelly, where he speculates on casting for a movie about the 2004 campaign. Kelly Ripa suggested that Harrison Ford play Kerry. From there:

Edwards responded that someone recently said%A0they had a mental%A0image of him in the movie, A Few Good Men, starring Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson, "me as Tom Cruise and Dick Cheney as the Nicholson character." "Can you see it now, Cheney: 'You need me on that wall, you want me on that wall' . . . and me saying, 'You can't handle the truth!'"


The only problem with this, of course, is that "You can't handle the truth" is Nicholson's most famous line from A Few Good Men.

Be that as it may, I'm now commencing open casting for 2004: The Movie. Suggestions welcome.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

casting for John Edwards...

Edwards is well-groomed, cute, quite bubbly, and appeals to pre-pubescent girls.

The role of John Edwards goes to the lovely Hilary Duff.

-CSG

The Senescent Man said...

Bruce Willis as George W. Bush

Cat Stevens as Osama Bib Laden

Les said...

Hmm... Boris Karloff as Kerry... Ralphie Wiggum (Simpsons) as Edwards. :D Hehe.