Thursday, January 06, 2005

Hollywood's Worst Year Ever

At the end of every year William Goldman jokes that it's been the worst year in Hollywood history, and that next year will be worse. And every year it's true. 2004 was undoubtedly the worst year in the history of film (a topic I'll visit in greater length later). But have you gotten a load of the must-see list for 2005?

Galley Brother and industry insider B.J. sends a long this depressing CNN top 10 list. B.J. asks, "Star Wars Episode 3: Jedi Super Power Ewok Battles . . . I mean, are you kidding?"

Even worse is that CNN is crazy enough to include MGM's Pink Panther remake on the list. Word around the MGM campus is that this movie is so bad they have no idea how to even make it coherent, let alone how to sell it.

2005? Buckle up, baby, it's going to be a bumpy night.

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