Drudge has a link to this video of a bunch of in-costume Disney characters simulating sex. Sure, it sounds innocent, but it's not all Mickey-and-Minnie-do-missionary. You're going to take that image of Goofy bending over the Chipmunks to the grave.
But that's not even the funny!
The punchline is that if you turn up the volume, it's clear that this is taking place somewhere in the vicinity of EuroDisney. Naturally.
10 hours ago