Autobots Roll Out!

I'm going tonight and, despite myself, I'm kind of psyched. But I make this solemn vow: If any Dinobots show up on the screen, I walk out of the theater.

Conversely, should there be Constructicons I may stay for a second showing. The Wershovenist Pig was, as usual, the first person I knew to have all five (six?) of them, and when formed them up into the Super-Duper Mega Constructicon--or whatever it was called--it was like a new awakening of coolness. Easily the best day of high school.

To tide you over until showtime, here's a Transformers clip that's been sort of Fun With Real Audio-ed, Robert Smigel stizz.