Thursday, July 26, 2007

Jersey Love

Pajiba gives us this kind of awesome video, featuring a young lady named Chunky Pam singing--nay, rapping--about the joys of Jersey. Somehow both Toms River and Parsippany are mentioned, but Moorestown isn't. Thats whack. Wiggedy whack. Yo.

Also, I take Reihan in a rap-battle. Or pose-down. Or whatever they call it.

19 comments:

Christopher said...

I have never felt so sorry for you in my life.

Delaware said...

Sucks to be you!

NoVa said...

I think you might be happier ... somewhere ... else.

Confederate States of America said...

I can't believe we lost to ... that.

Zach Braff said...

Doin' me proud, Hommie Slice!!! ;-)

Christopher said...

I knew a guy once whose brother worked at the CIA. Apparently there was pretty good intel that the Soviets never targeted any nukes at Jersey. The thinking being, well, no need to improve the place.

Tony Soprano said...

Somebody shoot me.

Rob Gee said...

Damn, these comments are so sad. I watched this and actually missed my home state for the first time since leaving it two years ago! ANd no, I never had a goomah, hated the shore, and am glad to be outta there. But that video is a real walk down memory lane and captures the Jersey attitude. So fuck all y'all who look down on the Garden State!

Paul said...

"Chunky Pam" ? Damn !

Orange County, CA said...

You know? Suddenly I don't feel so bad about it.

Betsy Ross said...

You know what would look sharp? A flag with 49 stars. Very slimming, very elegant.

Gen. Robert E. Lee said...

Seriously, Jersey, how about a rematch? Just me and you, mano a mano.

Delphic Oracle said...

One notes in passing that GW is not racing to the defense of Jersey and all that it stands for. Interesting.

ALL CAPS RED STATE PATRIOT said...

Oh great. Just another instance of the Bos-Wash Axis of Elitism. What, Jersey is now supposedly America's greatest shithole? Really? Really?

Hey Last--has your sweet little mid-Atlantic ass ever been to Gary, Indiana? Ever been to East St. Louis? What about Detroit?

We patriotic middle Americans will not be ignored! Our voices will be heard!!! WE MAY NOT HAVE A MET OR A GETTY BUT WE HAVE ALL OF THE NATION'S TRULY ABOMINABLE CITIES!!! SUCK ON THAT, GARDEN STATE!!!

Unami, Minisink, and Unalachtigo said...

Actually, uhm, thanks. Very decent of you, and all, what with the wars and the genocide and whatnot. But really, we were thinking of someplace in Oklahoma, maybe? I mean, somewhere a little nicer, that would be great.

Nieuw-Nederland said...

Whew! All I can say is, Dodged a bullet there.

The Isle of Jersey said...

By the way? Thanks a ton, King Charles II. Thanks a bloody ton, you fat syphilitic wanker.

Grover Cleveland said...

I regret to acknowledge it, but in my long and distinguished public life, I disparaged my beloved home state of New Jersey on two non-consecutive occasions.

Gov. Jon Corzine said...

In consideration of its artistic merit, and in gratitude for promoting the people and values of the great state of New Jersey, I hereby declare and decree "Drrrty Jerzy" the state anthem.

On a side note, I'd totally hit that.