Wednesday, April 05, 2006

For Matus

Jenny's new minion on Jessica Alba's attempt to do more serious work:
With all due respect Jessica, you really need to enhance your calm. You were in a bikini on the cover of Playboy then you were kissing a girl for MTV. According to a quick survey of me, you should do both of those more often. So don't get all stuck up on us now. It's not like Fantastic Four 2 or Sin City 2 is going to be about a young single mother and textile worker who agrees to help unionize her mill despite the dangers involved. I mean, you see what's happening with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Look, do you want to be on Lifetime, or do you want to show us your tits?

1 comment:

Harold C. Hutchison said...

Given the performance of Ghost Whisperer, I think Jessica Alba's answer is obvious. It's only finished first or second in its timeslot with new episodes on a consistent basis.