Thursday, April 20, 2006

Sienna Miller and the Religion of Peace

Galley Friend B.W. sends along this highly-disturbing link reporting that Islamic extremists are now threatening Sienna Miller.

There's a joke in here somewhere, but I can't find it. And even if I could, there's nothing funny about threatening one of the hottest women on the planet.

Not cool.


Jenny said...

Please tell me you didn't just call Sienna Miller one of the "hottest women on the planet," JVL. I swear I read that wrong. We need to have a talk. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Jenny, apparently you are far overdue for a visit to your optometrist. Sienna Miller is one fiiiiiine lookin' woman.

Anonymous said...

I don't want to talk smack on the very excellent Sienna Miller, but Jenny put herself through grad school doing work for the Pirelli calendar.

Sure, Sienna did the Pirelli gig, too, but can she diagram Buckey Balls in her spare time? Are her discoveries going to save starving African children?

I take Jenny.

Jenny said...

I'll be happy to strap a bomb to her and mail her to Osama.

It's her personality that ruins it for me. She's a stuck up little waif who can't keep her hands to herself. Every time I hear about her hitting photographers, I hope the story ends with them finally hitting her back. It's like Naomi Campbell all over again. Well, that and she dresses like two year old who rummaged through someone's "Donations for Goodwill" box. I just don't see the fascination with her.

Anyway, yeah, it's true my Pirelli layouts are the stuff of legend. I still smell like rubber. Mmm, rubber.