Just received a PDF of a new e-publication called The Bullpen. Hilarious, Onion-like, corporate newletter parody. First item reads: "—New York, NY Research analyst Micahel Lamatina upgraded unattractive floater secretary Katy Mishaud from"fugly" to "bangable" Tuesday, citing his lack of sexual activity for the past nine months."
I'll post any links as soon as they have em.
9 hours ago