TomKat

Is anti-Thetanism the last socially acceptable bigotry? There's no other explanation as to why the normally docile--nay, subservient--entertainment press has simply killed Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for their upcoming sham marriage. They've let a thousand bigger contrivances slide, but they seem unwilling to let this go until one part of the happy couple says, "Xenu be damned, you're right: It was all a stunt!"

The latest broadside comes from W magazine, with a story so mean it could have appeared in Spy or the New York Observer. Read it in toto; it's hard to believe. So mean, in fact, that it even makes me a little uneasy.

Well, not really.