Distraught by a Cowboys loss to previously winless Oakland, Jenny has taken the Blog Crush and locked him away like the Gimp. Oh, the humanity!
Nothing against Jenny--she's the sassiest gal west of the Colorado and I hear that she's totally reformed after that weekend with Michael Irvin--but Jenny without Brendon is like Troy Aikman without Emmitt Smith.
The Union might well endure Harriet Miers, but surely we will crumble without our dynamic duo at idontlikeyouinthatway...
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