First came the Segway...

I'm not one to call Americans lazy but an email I recently received doesn't help the case. It was for a new contraption called The Gravitizer. Maybe you've seen this already in your own inbox (you must be 21 to click on that link). But what it does is make things easier by means of a trampoline. With a hole in the middle. (If you do happen to click on that link, notice the one picture with the man relaxing with his hands behind his head as if he is contemplating what's for dinner or which teams are in the playoffs.)