Thursday, May 25, 2006

New Hotness

Today he reminds me why I fell in love with him, all over again:
Some people say no one in Hollywood has the courage to stand up for themselves. Some people don’t know Teri Hatcher. Page Six says:

"The actress left her longtime manager Eli Selden (a woman) last year during Selden's fight with breast cancer. One source said: 'Eli got her the role in 'Desperate Housewives,' and soon after that was diagnosed with breast cancer and fought it valiantly.' One source says Hatcher 'left Eli because she told her, 'You can't focus on me right now during this important time in my life...' "


It's about time someone stood up to those pricks with cancer. It's always me, me, me with those people. I need kemo, I want to live, MY bone marrow is low. I don't know if they're just fishin for compliments or what, but it's really unattractive. And Teri Hatcher doesn't have time for such selfish antics. If they didn't want to die so bad, they should have become a leather mummy. Like Teri.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

No offense, but WWTDD jumped the proverbial shark some time ago. He has 4 jokes and uses various incarnation thereof ad naseum. "supermodels in the hot tub" "a survey of me" "working with dolphins" ... ahh, forget it. You'll just love him anyway.

Dean Barnett said...

I don't get out much, so maybe this will be obvious to others, but what's a leather mummy?

Anonymous said...

To: TylerDurdenSucks.

It's true. I hate to say it, but you're right. Donnelly does lean on his earlier material. The more you read him, the more you notice.

I mean, I respect that he posts half a dozen times a day, every work day, with new material every time. Sure, he shows up, pumps it out, makes me laugh. And granted, I don't do shit other than sit here and giggle like schoolboy in the lockerroom. OK.

Because you're right. I'm tired of him returning to his yucks like a dog to his vomit. What a dickhead.

You know who else I hate?

Michelangelo. Always with the biblical narratives and the classical myths. I mean, C'MON. Come up with some new material guy. Like aliens with eyepatches and shotguns and pet monkeys. Or something. Anything as long as it keeps me from thinking before the 10 AM beer kicks in.

Anonymous said...

I'm with tylerdurdensucks on this. Sorry. What's more irritating than reading the same tired jokes over and over again is the fact that he can barely spell or punctuate to save his life. I hate tripping on all those errors as I try to read his material. My 7th grader doesn't even make that many mistakes.

Anonymous said...

Did 11:10 really just compare that celebrity gossip blogger to Michelangelo? Did I just walk into a gay bar? Do they serve beer here?