TROY: Wolfgang Petersen is the guy who you hire if I’m too busy. Hell, he may be the guy you hire if Simon West is too busy. That said, A PERFECT STORM made Warner Brothers a lot of money, and with the LOTR films making bank this sounded like a good idea. Unfortunately it was mostly boring, and I fell asleep through a lot of it. If I want to read a history book, I’ll go to the library. And the leads all looked really gay to me. I half expected Brad Pitt and Eric Bana to start making out at some point, while Orlando Bloom watched and touched himself.
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