Forty Minutes of Hell

My best friend recently attended the Syracuse-Vermont first round NCAA match-up that ultimately ended in the Catamounts crushing the Orange, thereby busting a whole lot of brackets. It was a sellout crowd at the DCU Center in "Woostah" Mass., which, according to my friend, made going to the bathroom a traumatic experience. But why? Does DCU use the "trough" (as is the case at Wrigley Field)? Did they run out of paper towels?

In fact, my friend reports that the men's rooms at the DCU Center consist of only four urinals and one stall. As I later asked him, "Did you really need to drink that seventh beer?"