If your Uncle Grambo had any say in papal affairs, I would've cast my ballot for Darko Milicic. Hey Hot-Lanta, how'd it feel getting lit up for 16 points, five rebounds, three blocks and two assists last nizz by the #2 pick in the 2003 draft? Yodel atcha, Darvin Ham.
That's just low.
But I hope Larry "What Can You Do for Me?" Brown tries running Darkicic at the Sixers this week. The Ig Dog will have something nice for him.
On an unrelated note, thanks to Grambo for this link to the funniest celebrity blogging since the Michael Bay Blog. I know, you don't believe that anything could ever compare to Dating Fez, right? Well go read the Orel Hershiser and make your own judgments.