Thursday, April 21, 2005

Uncle Grambo, Sixers Talk

Over at whatevs, Uncle Grambo has crossed a line of civility:
If your Uncle Grambo had any say in papal affairs, I would've cast my ballot for Darko Milicic. Hey Hot-Lanta, how'd it feel getting lit up for 16 points, five rebounds, three blocks and two assists last nizz by the #2 pick in the 2003 draft? Yodel atcha, Darvin Ham.

That's just low.

But I hope Larry "What Can You Do for Me?" Brown tries running Darkicic at the Sixers this week. The Ig Dog will have something nice for him.

On an unrelated note, thanks to Grambo for this link to the funniest celebrity blogging since the Michael Bay Blog. I know, you don't believe that anything could ever compare to Dating Fez, right? Well go read the Orel Hershiser and make your own judgments.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That Hershiser spoof sucked. They didn't even mention his 59 inning scoreless streak, the most untouchable record in sports history. 59 innings, that's 7 shutout games. Today the league leader in shutouts will usually have 3-4 over the course of 30+ starts; Hershiser threw 7 straight. In his final start of the season he needed to throw a complete game extra inning shutout, and he threw a 10 inning shutout. Do you understand how improbable that is? It almost requires his team intentionally not score runs just so he could take the game in to extra innings. He willed his team to the World Series and had the greatest series of any pitcher of all time. His first start in the series was a 3 hit complete game shutout. Hershiser himself had three hits, as many as he allowed. His final start, the series clinching game, he threw a 6 hit complete game and allowed 2 runs. 18 innings, 2 runs, 9 hits. Do you know who he is? He's OREL FUCKING HERSHISER-

Anonymous said...

That Hershiser spoof sucked. They didn't even mention his 59 inning scoreless streak, the most untouchable record in sports history. 59 innings, that's 7 shutout games. Today the league leader in shutouts will usually have 3-4 over the course of 30+ starts; Hershiser threw 7 straight. In his final start of the season he needed to throw a complete game extra inning shutout, and he threw a 10 inning shutout. Do you understand how improbable that is? It almost requires his team intentionally not score runs just so he could take the game in to extra innings. He willed his team to the World Series and had the greatest series of any pitcher of all time. His first start in the series was a 3 hit complete game shutout. Hershiser himself had three hits, as many as he allowed. His final start, the series clinching game, he threw a 6 hit complete game and allowed 2 runs. 18 innings, 2 runs, 9 hits. Do you know who he is? He's OREL FUCKING HERSHISER-

That Dude said...

do you realize what kind of milage Hershiser would've gotten out of his name if he weren't a Christian?

Anonymous said...

hey Dat Dude:
Do you realize what kind of beating "Bulldog" would put on you if he heard you say that? Benedict XVI may be god's rottweiler, but Orel is god's bulldog, according to the greatest manager in MLB history, Tommy Lasorda.

Anonymous said...

anonymous
the "streak" is mentioned in the lead-in on uncle's website.

That Dude said...

"Do you realize what kind of beating "Bulldog" would put on you if he heard you say that?"

uh ok, dude I'm 6'5 270. I get the feeling if I said it to Orel, he'd probably laugh.

Anonymous said...

I don't care if you're Shaq, if you take a fastball to the nads you're going down. And when you're down from that fastball, Bulldog is going to kick your ass! You don't get it, he's OREL FUCKING HERSHISER!