With regard to Nats mascot Screech, kudos to Galley reader "Patrick" who proves the name Screech is fitting since he'll be "Dustin' the Diamond." As for "That Dude from Philly," props as well for the reference to Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, though I'd much rather see Jessie Spano. (And whatever happened to Lark Voorhies?) This brings me to "Duane," who laments our mutual knowledge of SBTB. There is nothing to lament, Duane. That show was a celebration of all that is good and wholesome in America.

On the other hand, I recently came across an episode of Happy Days. It was but a fleeting moment (probably on TV Land), but it was clearly one of the decrepit episodes sometime in the 50th or 60th season, ca. 1984. How could I tell? The show is supposed to take place in the 1950s and early 1960s, but for some reason Erin Moran is sporting a perm. What were they thinking?