Q: I heard that you’re so hot, a boy actually died after kissing you. And that’s why you had to leave Missouri. You’re like Rogue from the X-Men. You went on a quest to understand and harness your powers. Powers of hotness. Is that true?
April: And I am shooting my own swimsuit calendar right now. So that's exciting.
Q: Wow, all you, just you?
April: Just me.
Q: I’m not gonna lie to you . . . I’m very much interested in seeing that.
It's like someone melded Matt Labash and Greg Gutfeld.