Ever wonder what's wrong in Hollywood? Read this post on the script that's circulating for Jurassic Park 4.

Two words: Dinosaur commandos.

UPDATE: My brother, who is part of the vast Hollywood machine, writes in: "Jurassic Park 4 could work, if they only had 4 dinosaur commandos instead of 5; if they were ninjas--because ninjas are sweet; and if they changed the names to, I don't know, let's say . . . Renaissance artists. And then they also genetically change the leader guy--who also needs to be a ninja--into something like a giant rat."