You've Been Pwn3d: Bobby Fischer is using a green-card bride and she's okay with it and ewwwwww. His bride-to-be tells the New York Times: ""I could be a sacrifice pawn. But in chess there is such a thing as pawn promotion, where a pawn can become a queen. Bobby-san is my king, and I will become his queen. We want to win the game by joining hands."