It seems our favorite paper, the New York Post, went with a more conventional headline:

Boy, oh, Boy!

However, a supporting tagline on the lower corner and inside does in fact read: "HE BEAT IT" along with that trademark Macauley Culkin face from Home Alone. (Meanwhile, the headline for Diane Dimond's column reads, "They didn't lay a glove on him and now he's untouchable.")

Thanks to Galley readers for their own worthy suggestions.