I'm confused--what does this mean for the 72 virgins? Do they each get them? Do they split them? If so, are half of them boy-toy virgins, for the wife's enjoyment?
Or do you not get virgins if you're married? Or, maybe, you get virgins if you're married, but your wife does not become a glorious martyr?
Or perhaps, the husband gets the 72 virgins and the wife--even if she is a glorious martyr--gets bupkis?
God be praised, these are hard questions.
1 hour ago
Haven't you heard? In the afterlife, good Muslims get golden raisins, not virgins. (I'm not making this up. Really, how could I?)
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