Thursday, December 23, 2004


I've never been particularly impressed with Lloyd Grove, but this column about Paris Hilton is so good it could have been written by Lisa de Moraes. (Yes, it's that smart, funny, and mean.) Sample:

I admit that Paris and I have been snared in an ugly web of mutual addiction: She to all the lurid ink, me to all the pointless drama.

But on the "Today" show this morning, I'm planning to announce my New Year's resolution: going cold turkey. No more Paris Hilton.

Far be it from me to advise other practitioners in the gossip game, but I'm through with her.
We're a better country than that.

Iraq is a better country than that.

Not that it matters, but I'd like to join hands with Grove on this one--just on general principle.

But before we throw her overboard, if anyone has a link to the devastating Vanity Fair piece on the Hiltons from a few years back?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Go look at the one of the new South Park episodes about her. She was the main character of the episode,which was just a couple of weeks ago. She came to town and opened a "boutique" and all the girls started dressing like whores. The boutique was called something like "Stupid Dumb Whore".