Thursday, November 10, 2005

Eyes Up Here

Galley Brother B.J. sends this breaking news on Jessica Alba:
Jessica Alba fears she is being typecast, because she only gets offered role as whores and sexy maids.

The Sin City actress is grateful for the opportunities she has been given in Hollywood - but would kill for the parts offered to rival actress Natalie Portman.

She tells gossip site "The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all those screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.' Somehow, I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman."

Matus, take it away. . .

1 comment:

Steve the LLamabutcher said...

What about that episode she was on West Wing?

Oh, right, she played C.J. Craig's dominatrix maid.

As if we can ever get the image of C.J. with the bit in her mouth our of our brain....