Monday, November 21, 2005

Nothing's Gonna Stop Him Now

Try explaining your way out of this one (from the Sioux Falls Argus Leader):

A Sioux Falls man is charged with indecent exposure after being found partially unclothed and lying on the floor with a female mannequin in the Washington Pavilion.

Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, 708 N. Dakota Ave., was discovered by a Pavilion security officer at 4:35 p.m. Monday in the Washington High School Alumni Room, police said.

The guard observed Plentyhorse with his pants and underclothing down and lying next to the half-naked female mannequin, a police report states.

“There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That’s the only way I know how to put it,” Sioux Falls police officer Loren McManus said.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

The mannequin asked for it. You should have seen the way she was dressed.

Anonymous said...

Peyote?

Anonymous said...

Nice movie theme song reference.

Anonymous said...

Mannequins like to act all cool and aloof and give you the silent treatment, but you know that underneath that placcid exterior, they're just begging for it.

Sarah said...

Oy! Took me a moment to get the reference. Who would have thought Kim Cattral's best days were ahead of her?

Anonymous said...

He's scaring regular women away with that last name.

Perhaps a diminutive might help.

Dale said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Damian P. said...

I say he's crazy, but what do I know?

Anonymous said...

The Supreme Court has just declared all laws against this, and indeed, even sophmoric mockery, unconstitutional. So you, the theocrat snickering in the back, we fought against George III so we could do with our mannequins as we please, every one of us, not just Andrew McCarthy.

Anonymous said...

Scarry!!!

Dan Kauffman said...

I know they look better at Last Call but they are usually coporeal.

Protagonist said...

Switcher!

Your one sick puppy . . . .

sandpiper said...

The real dummy was the nude one