Try explaining your way out of this one (from the Sioux Falls Argus Leader):
A Sioux Falls man is charged with indecent exposure after being found partially unclothed and lying on the floor with a female mannequin in the Washington Pavilion.
Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, 708 N. Dakota Ave., was discovered by a Pavilion security officer at 4:35 p.m. Monday in the Washington High School Alumni Room, police said.
The guard observed Plentyhorse with his pants and underclothing down and lying next to the half-naked female mannequin, a police report states.
“There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That’s the only way I know how to put it,” Sioux Falls police officer Loren McManus said.
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