Try explaining your way out of this one (from the Sioux Falls Argus Leader):
A Sioux Falls man is charged with indecent exposure after being found partially unclothed and lying on the floor with a female mannequin in the Washington Pavilion.
Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, 708 N. Dakota Ave., was discovered by a Pavilion security officer at 4:35 p.m. Monday in the Washington High School Alumni Room, police said.
The guard observed Plentyhorse with his pants and underclothing down and lying next to the half-naked female mannequin, a police report states.
“There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That’s the only way I know how to put it,” Sioux Falls police officer Loren McManus said.
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12 comments:
The mannequin asked for it. You should have seen the way she was dressed.
Peyote?
Nice movie theme song reference.
Mannequins like to act all cool and aloof and give you the silent treatment, but you know that underneath that placcid exterior, they're just begging for it.
Oy! Took me a moment to get the reference. Who would have thought Kim Cattral's best days were ahead of her?
He's scaring regular women away with that last name.
Perhaps a diminutive might help.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
The Supreme Court has just declared all laws against this, and indeed, even sophmoric mockery, unconstitutional. So you, the theocrat snickering in the back, we fought against George III so we could do with our mannequins as we please, every one of us, not just Andrew McCarthy.
Scarry!!!
I know they look better at Last Call but they are usually coporeal.
Switcher!
Your one sick puppy . . . .
The real dummy was the nude one
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