So I'm watching old NBA games on the Tang-Vo last night in preperation for my fantasy draft, and I'm thinking, is there any basketball player better than LeBron James right now? In this hooood, LeBron, we got mad love for you. That's what 50 Cent might say if he wrote this column. But 50 Cent can't hang...in the House Of Tang. Did you see that posterizer LeBron pulled on Richard Jefferson last season? So much chrome on my Benz, ya see your face in my rims! Jefferson was like, "Where's Weezie? Where's Weezie?" You're movin' on down, R.J.!
And another thing, Dirk Nowitski. Zieg fucking heil! Why don't you go back to doing what you're good at: putting little girls into ovens. Do me a favor, be German. Do everything that German people like to do, like eating sauerkraut and killing gypsies. But don't go strutting your ugly ass on TNT every week. Even so, if I were a girl, I'd do Manu Ginobili eight times a day.
Yeah, baby.
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And the way Lebron's team missed the playoffs after having a huge mid-season lead was incredible. I mean he's the real deal. He's going to revolutionize the game and do things people have never done before. He's going to average a quadrople-double for a season, he's going to dunk from the 3-point line, score 200 points in a game, bring peace to the Middle East, average 50 points for a season, get 10 coaches fired, and maybe he'll even make the play-offs one day.
Yeah, baby?????
Wha??? Am I missing something???
- JS
JS, yes you are missing something: a sense of irony. The "Tang" is like the michael Bay blog. It's a joke.
Anon 4:13 -
I get that it is a joke, smartass. It is just not funny. It is lame.
Anon 4:34: Thank God you are funny, though. And not lame at all.
-M.J.
MJ -
Ditto. I am cracking up. Take that act on the road.
- JS
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